Saturday, September 12, 2009

No...I didn't die or anything...

(I always like to have an uplifting title to my posts... )

"THA-WHOOMP!!!"

(sound of a mach nine tongue hitting Dizzy Gillespie's cheek.)

Looks like Garth is causing trouble again!

WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!

...Form of...

...ELVIS ON THE CAMODE!...Eating a peanut butter sandwich...watching Johnny Carson on a mini-TV...with a hunka-hunka-hangover in the works...

Yes...it's been too long since I've posted...so I've decided to 'get off the pot'...so to speak (with apologies to the King) and fling some artistic poo through the branches of the internet tree...straight atchu!

DUCK!

SPWAT!!!

Ohhh....too late...

That image of Elvis is burned into your brain forever now...

AND...speaking of images...

I HAVE SOME NEW ARTWORK TO POST!

So here we goze...

Starting with...

................."The Lady of the Lake'


...and continuing onward...

...we go unwittingly into...

.................'The Frosty Arms of Bestla'!


...and of course...no politically correct artistic quest is complete without a quick visit from that all-around 'holier-than-thou' religious wing-nut...

................"Martian Christian Commando".

(can I get an 'AMEN'?)

No Amen?!....

Oooo-kaaaay...

Then I'll just have to condemn thee to...

......................'The Firefalls of Vulcan'!


See...all that's left of you now is a wisp of water vapor...

...erupting from the icy surface of Mars...

...at the gravimetric...

......................."Approach of Deimos"!


What's this?...is it a bird?...is it a plane?...no-oooo....it's...


.................."Ride my C-SAU" time!...


Having too much fun are we?!

Well then...it's high time you were drafted as an ALIEN SCOUT!

...and sent on your LAST MISSION!

NYAH!...So there!

.................'ALIEN SCOUT -The last Mission'...

By the way...

Be sure and stuff plenty of bananas and peanut butter sandwiches into your backpack!

(Notice that the depicted 'Alien Scout' is in the 'granny hover' position.)

Okay...I figger this post is worthy enough to fling.

OOH-OOH!

AAH-AAH!

Which means...

"Artist must not kill artist!"....(for tasteless blog postings)

And yes...my blog is definitely...

"A MAD HOUSE!...A MA-AAAAD HOUSE!!!!

CONFIDENTIAL TO CASEY: Casey! Go to 'onetruemedia' on-line.

You can create musical montages of your art and post it on YouTube..for FREE!


Garth wuvs yoo...'MWAH!'....:)

1 comment:

  1. I did try one from Picasa, which turned out ill timed with not-enough-art. But, it had good potential, and it was easy. That is something new. I'll try your hint, tho.

    You have been busy on art, man. Good job. Dare I say? Very coherent work. Signature evident, IMHO.

    Which Elvis are we talkin bout, here? The fat one, or the blue jeans one?

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